When EXACTLY Did You Find Out You Had a MONSTER DONG? (Discussion) lol

Odd question, I know lol But full disclosure, I'm doing alright down there. I'm not exactly PACKING, but I'm definitely not small, and I can HANDLE my BUSINESS >:) I'm maybe a bit above average, but I've always wondered when/how EXACTLY did those dudes with monster dongs realize they had one, and how did they feel about it? Were you happy? Were you sad even? Did you wish you had a smaller or normal sized slong? Yeah...cuz I'm sure life must be so TERRIBLE, you lucky bastard lol Let me know.