
Best Split Tails Of All Time
Most women look attractive spread eagle, bending over, naked generally. Some women are just exceptional, however. What is your favorite split tail of all time? I've included mine.
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Defining conventional beauty through porn stars.
Conventional. Riley Reid. xxLaynaMariexx. Annika Albrite. These are beauties that I've seen several times over.
Anya Olsen was famous for being easily mistaken for Riley Reid. She built a whole ass career bc people mistook her for one of the most famous porn stars that started to lose interest. Kimmy Granger was another Riley Reid clone. And it's probably just me, but for a long time I couldn't tell the difference between Riley Reid and Adriana Chechich (Incorrectly spelled bc I couldn't be bothered. There's a k somewhere in there). They both filled the moderately attractive, extremely sexually open quota. If she's not conventional beauty personified, I ask, who is?
Piper Perry's replacement was Kenzie Reeves, who was almost the same woman with a concerningly swollen vagina that justifies why she loves monster cocks hitting her cervix.
Let me digress ever so slightly. How does a porn star get famous in the first place? Esperanza Gomez looked like a younger, sexually accessible Sofia Vergara, AJ Applegate was a molasses thick version of Christina Applegate, Marsha May was a sexually open (If you know why she went to jail, maybe TOO open?), tatted up, big fake tits, petite version of Marsha Brady.
And I could go on, at length, comparing stars of yesteryear to this generation of porn stars but it would just be me giving a laundry list of how, for ex. Jazlyn Ray is just a poor imitation of Giselle Palmer. To wit, porn still hasn't found a replacement for Rita Faltoyano.
Conventional beauty, therefore, is repeatable. You haven't seen another Franceska Jaimes bc her beauty wasn't conventional. You'll see another Kenzie Reeves or Riley Reid bc it is.
Conventional. Riley Reid. xxLaynaMariexx. Annika Albrite. These are beauties that I've seen several times over.
Anya Olsen was famous for being easily mistaken for Riley Reid. She built a whole ass career bc people mistook her for one of the most famous porn stars that started to lose interest. Kimmy Granger was another Riley Reid clone. And it's probably just me, but for a long time I couldn't tell the difference between Riley Reid and Adriana Chechich (Incorrectly spelled bc I couldn't be bothered. There's a k somewhere in there). They both filled the moderately attractive, extremely sexually open quota. If she's not conventional beauty personified, I ask, who is?
Piper Perry's replacement was Kenzie Reeves, who was almost the same woman with a concerningly swollen vagina that justifies why she loves monster cocks hitting her cervix.
Let me digress ever so slightly. How does a porn star get famous in the first place? Esperanza Gomez looked like a younger, sexually accessible Sofia Vergara, AJ Applegate was a molasses thick version of Christina Applegate, Marsha May was a sexually open (If you know why she went to jail, maybe TOO open?), tatted up, big fake tits, petite version of Marsha Brady.
And I could go on, at length, comparing stars of yesteryear to this generation of porn stars but it would just be me giving a laundry list of how, for ex. Jazlyn Ray is just a poor imitation of Giselle Palmer. To wit, porn still hasn't found a replacement for Rita Faltoyano.
Conventional beauty, therefore, is repeatable. You haven't seen another Franceska Jaimes bc her beauty wasn't conventional. You'll see another Kenzie Reeves or Riley Reid bc it is.
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I think of it on a grid. Attractive or not is one scale, another is conventional to exotic. Let's approach it from another direction. Is this a conventionally attractive woman?

If you want to stay in the Mike Dobson universe (and why not? It's a pretty place), what about Lidia?

I would say that Lidia is more exotic than Yawen, but Yawen is more exotic than the one I started with. I would classify Lidia as Greek perfection but Greek beauty isn't conventional in America. A lot of it is eye placement and nose presentation.
For ex. Victoria Newman in The Boys:

Conventionally attractive? I would say no. Ugly? Absolutely not.
Where I was going originally was that
(Katie Fey the same woman I originally compared her to) is gorgeous, and the line is closer than you were led to believe, but there's still something ineffable about what makes up Yawen's beauty. My point about swagger is an additive, an elevator, a category creator. If that shakes her loose the ranks of convention then all the better.

If you want to stay in the Mike Dobson universe (and why not? It's a pretty place), what about Lidia?

I would say that Lidia is more exotic than Yawen, but Yawen is more exotic than the one I started with. I would classify Lidia as Greek perfection but Greek beauty isn't conventional in America. A lot of it is eye placement and nose presentation.
For ex. Victoria Newman in The Boys:

Conventionally attractive? I would say no. Ugly? Absolutely not.
Where I was going originally was that
(Katie Fey the same woman I originally compared her to) is gorgeous, and the line is closer than you were led to believe, but there's still something ineffable about what makes up Yawen's beauty. My point about swagger is an additive, an elevator, a category creator. If that shakes her loose the ranks of convention then all the better.
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