Best Split Tails Of All Time
Most women look attractive spread eagle, bending over, naked generally. Some women are just exceptional, however. What is your favorite split tail of all time? I've included mine.
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#1674770
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Butt Implants Cont. Valeria Vidal Edition.
If you saw this, you'd be interested:
https://giant.gfycat.com/SelfishDazzlingCardinal.mp4
But once you saw this, you'd have questions:
https://giant.gfycat.com/IncredibleDarkDrafthorse.mp4
And I can't help but think that she had a nice ass before the implants.
If you saw this, you'd be interested:
https://giant.gfycat.com/SelfishDazzlingCardinal.mp4
But once you saw this, you'd have questions:
https://giant.gfycat.com/IncredibleDarkDrafthorse.mp4
And I can't help but think that she had a nice ass before the implants.
#1674142
OP
My Thesis On Butt Implants
TLDR; Between photoshop, deep fakes, butt implants, and traps, modern day man has a lot to contend with as far as what is real and what isn't.
https://leakxxx.com/r/BoltedOnBooty
WTF is this?
There were rumors about Mia Malkova's butt being fake. Bella Bellz was clearly taking performance enhancing shots. I thought Aletta Ocean was gorgeous but her ass was fake and I wouldn't hang.
I WAS FINE WITH PLASTIC SURGERY UNTIL IT CAME TO ASS IMPLANTS.
1. Part of it is cultural milieu. I grew up in a culture wherein "try hard" tits were a known phenomenon; tits that were scarred on various parts of the breast. Ivy Lebelle, for ex, has try hard tits. I don't say that as a dig, Ivy is one of my faves, but it is a fact. You don't doubt that Ivy's ass is natural, though.
Counter argument: Does it matter in the end? Isn't this diatribe just reflecting your misogynistic need to control stranger's bodies?
I don't control anyone's body and I'd forfeit it if you tried to hand it to me.
2. Part of it is enmeshment confusion bc traditionally (read: before printed magazines) when you saw someone naked it was a sign of greater significance. More recently, seeing someone naked could well be a marketing scheme, completely bisected from anything personal/intimate.
3. Part of porn consumption is ignoring aspects of who they are lest you lose sexual interest in them. Abella Danger is prone to shit talking other porn stars, and after hearing her trash several of her costars on Manuel Ferrara's podcast (she called Kristina Rose out for disliking her bc she found out she was an escort and told EVERYONE who would listen, for ex.), I'd be dishonest if I didn't say I had no interest in her afterwards. It was as visceral as my initial interest in her. I INTERVIEWED CAM MODELS. I didn't interview all of them bc I wanted to be able to get off occasionally and personalizing them beyond the sex act makes that troublesome if not impossible.
I mostly ignored the rumors about Mia Malkova bc I didn't want to believe that I could be attracted to silicon (1). Also, I reasoned that it wasn't IMPOSSIBLE for a woman to be as slim in the hips and thick in the ass as she was (2). My mental gymnastics dismounted with my comparing her to Kelsi Monroe, who often did hand stands spread eagle. It was to highlight that doing sexually unique things, real ass or not, made you stand apart from the crowd (3). Malkova was also known for doing extreme back bends, and like steroids in baseball, you can't take drugs and mimic those kinds of performances.
This wasn't really an issue bc I was only aware of Bella Bellz and I wasn't interested in Bella Bellz in the face of friends of hers like Jada Stevens. Jada, I'm still sure, is natural. From her early scene with Shane Diesel to her scene with Chris Diamond to her legendary bathroom scene with VooDoo, I've never had that rumble of doubt about what she was.
4. Part of it is the modern day condition. What makes a woman wasn't a question a decade ago but it certainly is now, and fake asses figure into that math. If anyone can get a fake ass, it's one less way of distinguishing. I digress.
I want to say I support fake asses. Just like breasts, if God didn't see fit to give you a huge ass and you can afford it, give yourself a treat. I feel nothing for them, though. I see it as more deceptive than make up or push up bras or even those body suits that make a woman look more slender and lift sagging asses.
Asses outlast every other body part, including faces. There are women with flabby arm fat and drooping faces who still have nice asses. I low key think its nature's way of balancing the scales. Otherwise a woman will be crippled by her own loveliness.
My argument against butt surgery is you can get one working out and you get one in time ANYWAY.
I grew an ass, my first evidence of it being my splitting at least a half-dozen pairs of jeans before it occurred to me where they split and possible causes of it, and I wasn't aiming to get one at all. I was just working out. I know many women who work out and none of them are in the penury in the ass department.
But the "just work out" argument falls on deaf ears in an age wherein we're used to instant gratification and easy solutions to complex issues. "I want an ass and I need it now." I like that we live in an age, however, where women see the power bestowed upon them by having big asses. We're only 4 decades behind Brazil in that regard. The difference is the American version of this woman would have surgery and need to maintain it.
The woman with the largest ass in brazil worked out to acquire and maintain her monstrous ass and takes a tremendous amount of pride in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYA9twQXBq8&ab_channel=VICE. The American variety would just have surgery.
It's no different than Giga Chad.
In America, Giga Chad is a photoshop of the idealistic body parts that men all associate with hyper-masculinity.
In China, Giga Chad is an IFBB Pro body builder with stupendous proportions named Thanos that you can meet. He's real.
In Brazil and China, public figures are authentic. In America it's all about the image, the presentation of authenticity, not unlike ass implants!
I'm not going to make the, "for your health" argument bc, again, these are strangers. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW HEALTHY THEY ARE. I always find it interesting when someone tries to advance this argument as if their criticism comes from a place of concern instead of OBVIOUS self interest.
And I admit to my hypocrisy, bc I think of breast implants as western expansion, building a veranda unto an existing structure, an improvement, and I see butt implants as deceptive, infiltrating something sacred, cheapening otherwise resonant experiences, cheating, an unwanted house guest who kicks their feet up on your couch and orders you to get them a martini.
TLDR; Between photoshop, deep fakes, butt implants, and traps, modern day man has a lot to contend with as far as what is real and what isn't.
Breasts, fake or not, never held that much weight. When you see a woman with nice breasts, sometimes they're so perfect you wonder if they defy gravity bc they're so young or bc her surgeon does amazing work. It led over time to women with naturally big breasts having to contend with women who could pay for them. Now modern day man has to second guess every ass he sees: "Is this real? Does it feel real? If it feels real and it isn't, what does that say about me and my ability to see and feel the truth?"
I'll end on this. Look at this woman. Is it real or not?
Ans: The title said she had 4 butt implants.
My issue with butt implants is also an aesthetic one. Most ass implants are too big, jutting out their upper thighs unnaturally, they jiggle unrealistically, and they're not in proportion to their thighs. I think it looks like someone wearing a very tight diaper. Simultaneously, every woman I talk to wants a bigger butt but doesn't want bigger thighs, and butt implants are the fastest and easiest avenue to get there.
The reason Mia Malkova and the above woman don't bother me is bc they didn't go insane with the implants. It's not unlike the legend of the perfect breast implant in that if it's done well enough people might suspect but they won't know.
Partially I'm jesting. It's just a prank, bro.
TLDR; Between photoshop, deep fakes, butt implants, and traps, modern day man has a lot to contend with as far as what is real and what isn't.
https://leakxxx.com/r/BoltedOnBooty
WTF is this?
There were rumors about Mia Malkova's butt being fake. Bella Bellz was clearly taking performance enhancing shots. I thought Aletta Ocean was gorgeous but her ass was fake and I wouldn't hang.
I WAS FINE WITH PLASTIC SURGERY UNTIL IT CAME TO ASS IMPLANTS.
1. Part of it is cultural milieu. I grew up in a culture wherein "try hard" tits were a known phenomenon; tits that were scarred on various parts of the breast. Ivy Lebelle, for ex, has try hard tits. I don't say that as a dig, Ivy is one of my faves, but it is a fact. You don't doubt that Ivy's ass is natural, though.
Counter argument: Does it matter in the end? Isn't this diatribe just reflecting your misogynistic need to control stranger's bodies?
I don't control anyone's body and I'd forfeit it if you tried to hand it to me.
2. Part of it is enmeshment confusion bc traditionally (read: before printed magazines) when you saw someone naked it was a sign of greater significance. More recently, seeing someone naked could well be a marketing scheme, completely bisected from anything personal/intimate.
3. Part of porn consumption is ignoring aspects of who they are lest you lose sexual interest in them. Abella Danger is prone to shit talking other porn stars, and after hearing her trash several of her costars on Manuel Ferrara's podcast (she called Kristina Rose out for disliking her bc she found out she was an escort and told EVERYONE who would listen, for ex.), I'd be dishonest if I didn't say I had no interest in her afterwards. It was as visceral as my initial interest in her. I INTERVIEWED CAM MODELS. I didn't interview all of them bc I wanted to be able to get off occasionally and personalizing them beyond the sex act makes that troublesome if not impossible.
I mostly ignored the rumors about Mia Malkova bc I didn't want to believe that I could be attracted to silicon (1). Also, I reasoned that it wasn't IMPOSSIBLE for a woman to be as slim in the hips and thick in the ass as she was (2). My mental gymnastics dismounted with my comparing her to Kelsi Monroe, who often did hand stands spread eagle. It was to highlight that doing sexually unique things, real ass or not, made you stand apart from the crowd (3). Malkova was also known for doing extreme back bends, and like steroids in baseball, you can't take drugs and mimic those kinds of performances.
This wasn't really an issue bc I was only aware of Bella Bellz and I wasn't interested in Bella Bellz in the face of friends of hers like Jada Stevens. Jada, I'm still sure, is natural. From her early scene with Shane Diesel to her scene with Chris Diamond to her legendary bathroom scene with VooDoo, I've never had that rumble of doubt about what she was.
4. Part of it is the modern day condition. What makes a woman wasn't a question a decade ago but it certainly is now, and fake asses figure into that math. If anyone can get a fake ass, it's one less way of distinguishing. I digress.
I want to say I support fake asses. Just like breasts, if God didn't see fit to give you a huge ass and you can afford it, give yourself a treat. I feel nothing for them, though. I see it as more deceptive than make up or push up bras or even those body suits that make a woman look more slender and lift sagging asses.
Asses outlast every other body part, including faces. There are women with flabby arm fat and drooping faces who still have nice asses. I low key think its nature's way of balancing the scales. Otherwise a woman will be crippled by her own loveliness.
My argument against butt surgery is you can get one working out and you get one in time ANYWAY.
I grew an ass, my first evidence of it being my splitting at least a half-dozen pairs of jeans before it occurred to me where they split and possible causes of it, and I wasn't aiming to get one at all. I was just working out. I know many women who work out and none of them are in the penury in the ass department.
But the "just work out" argument falls on deaf ears in an age wherein we're used to instant gratification and easy solutions to complex issues. "I want an ass and I need it now." I like that we live in an age, however, where women see the power bestowed upon them by having big asses. We're only 4 decades behind Brazil in that regard. The difference is the American version of this woman would have surgery and need to maintain it.
The woman with the largest ass in brazil worked out to acquire and maintain her monstrous ass and takes a tremendous amount of pride in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYA9twQXBq8&ab_channel=VICE. The American variety would just have surgery.
It's no different than Giga Chad.
In America, Giga Chad is a photoshop of the idealistic body parts that men all associate with hyper-masculinity.
In China, Giga Chad is an IFBB Pro body builder with stupendous proportions named Thanos that you can meet. He's real.
In Brazil and China, public figures are authentic. In America it's all about the image, the presentation of authenticity, not unlike ass implants!
I'm not going to make the, "for your health" argument bc, again, these are strangers. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW HEALTHY THEY ARE. I always find it interesting when someone tries to advance this argument as if their criticism comes from a place of concern instead of OBVIOUS self interest.
And I admit to my hypocrisy, bc I think of breast implants as western expansion, building a veranda unto an existing structure, an improvement, and I see butt implants as deceptive, infiltrating something sacred, cheapening otherwise resonant experiences, cheating, an unwanted house guest who kicks their feet up on your couch and orders you to get them a martini.
TLDR; Between photoshop, deep fakes, butt implants, and traps, modern day man has a lot to contend with as far as what is real and what isn't.
Breasts, fake or not, never held that much weight. When you see a woman with nice breasts, sometimes they're so perfect you wonder if they defy gravity bc they're so young or bc her surgeon does amazing work. It led over time to women with naturally big breasts having to contend with women who could pay for them. Now modern day man has to second guess every ass he sees: "Is this real? Does it feel real? If it feels real and it isn't, what does that say about me and my ability to see and feel the truth?"
I'll end on this. Look at this woman. Is it real or not?
Ans: The title said she had 4 butt implants.
My issue with butt implants is also an aesthetic one. Most ass implants are too big, jutting out their upper thighs unnaturally, they jiggle unrealistically, and they're not in proportion to their thighs. I think it looks like someone wearing a very tight diaper. Simultaneously, every woman I talk to wants a bigger butt but doesn't want bigger thighs, and butt implants are the fastest and easiest avenue to get there.
The reason Mia Malkova and the above woman don't bother me is bc they didn't go insane with the implants. It's not unlike the legend of the perfect breast implant in that if it's done well enough people might suspect but they won't know.
Partially I'm jesting. It's just a prank, bro.
#1673980
OP
Wow?
It's the entire aesthetic. The duct tape over her mouth, the almost hostage situation look on her face, her flushed/slapped into redness skin, the lip stick on the sizable ass, the water bottles? What, exactly, is happening in this scene? Your guess is as good as mine. And that's what makes it S tier.
It's the entire aesthetic. The duct tape over her mouth, the almost hostage situation look on her face, her flushed/slapped into redness skin, the lip stick on the sizable ass, the water bottles? What, exactly, is happening in this scene? Your guess is as good as mine. And that's what makes it S tier.
#1673976
OP
SoogSX- What a beautiful balance to this. Thick ass and an even thicker pussy on a slender frame.
#1660485
OP
This one is often photoshopped with either one or two black guys. It's alright, I just found it interesting that this one is found so appealing:
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