The Top 5 WORST Male Performers in the Industry Discussion Thread (Who Are YOURS?)
There's a saying that goes "when you do something right, ppl tend to not even notice at all...", which I find very true, because if a male performer is doing HIS job well, he isn't noticeable at all. He blends right into the background, which is good because it's the girl who SHOULD always be the star the scene. The issue is when male performers think THEY are the star of the scene, and that got me thinking who are the absolute WORST at this? Who do you see walk into a room with your favorite female porn star and have you go "fck! Not HIM! This scene is gonna SUCK!" lol Well here's my Top 5 (maybe BOTTOM 5? lol) of all time, and if you want to add some of your own names to the list, feel free to do so. Let's begin:
#5 Mike Adriano
This may be surprising for a lot of ppl, because he'll probably be the most popular performer on this list, but I just can't STAND the fckn guy. Don't get me wrong, every once in a while, he CAN deliver a good performance, and if you're a fan of big butts, he makes sure that kink takes center stage in his scenes. But 90% of the time, he fcks like an OLD MAN. The girls practically be falling ASLEEP by the end of it -_- But again, occasionally he'll take a bump of cocaine or something and actually fck like a dude in his 40s and not his 80s, so he only gets the 5 spot lol
#4 Mick Blue
He's pretty much the opposite of Mike. He doesnt fck like an 80yo. His problem is he fcks like a 12yo lol He bangs like someone getting booty for the FIRST time in their whole life and doesn't know when they'll get some more, so he just goes at it like a damn jackrabbit. No pacing. No motion. No stroke game. No nothing. He just sticks it in and goes 0-100. Fckn terrible. He has had some good scenes too tho, so he only gets to 4
#3 Manuel Ferrara
Starting to notice a pattern here? No? Well, they are all EUROPEANS -_- Mike is from Spain, Mick from Austria, and Manuel from France. There's something about European performers that I just don't feel gels well with American women. Maybe in Europe, men are the stars, but that's not the case over here, so they need to adjust to how things are done in America, but most DON'T. Everything I just said about Mick can be said about Manuel too, only he's annoyingly louder, fatter, harrier, and can't stop sweating all over the goddamn women -_-
#2 Christianxxx
Our first American on the list is probably the absolute worst performer out of them all. Like Mike, he fcks like an old man, but at least Mike can mix in a good performance every now and then. Not Christian, tho. I've never seen a man look less disinterested in sex than this big, bald, alien-looking beotch does. Just fast forward any scene he's in and save yourself some time. So why isn't he number 1, you may be asking? Well bro was SO awful at his job that he's actually shadow banned from the industry. Well...the SRAIGHT MAINSTREAM industry. He runs his own production company now where he only bangs trans women, gay dudes in wigs, and 400 pound fatties, so the only reason why he's not #1 is because you're not likely to stumble onto one of his shtty scenes every again. Thank goodness lol
#1 Markus Dupree
Back to Europe (Russia specifically) we go -_- Look, I'm truly not TRYING to pick on the Euros, but my GOD do they suck at this whole having sex thing. However, because they have a "sexy" accent, they keep getting more work over here and keep ruining more scenes. Like his friend in real life, Mick Blue, he too has 12yo boy syndrome, where he just sticks it in and wiggles around as fast as he fckn can, only MUCH worse. Don't believe me? Look at the clip I posted on Twitter. Just WTF IS that?
https://x.com/WorldzBestPorn/status/2084981074606641338
Every single time he's in a scene with one of my favs, I don't even bother to watch it, because I KNOW it's gonna be terrible. Not to mention, there are sexual allegations from multiple women against this P.O.S. too, so I still don't even know why women continue to even work with him. He is the WORST of the WORST
#5 Mike Adriano
This may be surprising for a lot of ppl, because he'll probably be the most popular performer on this list, but I just can't STAND the fckn guy. Don't get me wrong, every once in a while, he CAN deliver a good performance, and if you're a fan of big butts, he makes sure that kink takes center stage in his scenes. But 90% of the time, he fcks like an OLD MAN. The girls practically be falling ASLEEP by the end of it -_- But again, occasionally he'll take a bump of cocaine or something and actually fck like a dude in his 40s and not his 80s, so he only gets the 5 spot lol
#4 Mick Blue
He's pretty much the opposite of Mike. He doesnt fck like an 80yo. His problem is he fcks like a 12yo lol He bangs like someone getting booty for the FIRST time in their whole life and doesn't know when they'll get some more, so he just goes at it like a damn jackrabbit. No pacing. No motion. No stroke game. No nothing. He just sticks it in and goes 0-100. Fckn terrible. He has had some good scenes too tho, so he only gets to 4
#3 Manuel Ferrara
Starting to notice a pattern here? No? Well, they are all EUROPEANS -_- Mike is from Spain, Mick from Austria, and Manuel from France. There's something about European performers that I just don't feel gels well with American women. Maybe in Europe, men are the stars, but that's not the case over here, so they need to adjust to how things are done in America, but most DON'T. Everything I just said about Mick can be said about Manuel too, only he's annoyingly louder, fatter, harrier, and can't stop sweating all over the goddamn women -_-
#2 Christianxxx
Our first American on the list is probably the absolute worst performer out of them all. Like Mike, he fcks like an old man, but at least Mike can mix in a good performance every now and then. Not Christian, tho. I've never seen a man look less disinterested in sex than this big, bald, alien-looking beotch does. Just fast forward any scene he's in and save yourself some time. So why isn't he number 1, you may be asking? Well bro was SO awful at his job that he's actually shadow banned from the industry. Well...the SRAIGHT MAINSTREAM industry. He runs his own production company now where he only bangs trans women, gay dudes in wigs, and 400 pound fatties, so the only reason why he's not #1 is because you're not likely to stumble onto one of his shtty scenes every again. Thank goodness lol
#1 Markus Dupree
Back to Europe (Russia specifically) we go -_- Look, I'm truly not TRYING to pick on the Euros, but my GOD do they suck at this whole having sex thing. However, because they have a "sexy" accent, they keep getting more work over here and keep ruining more scenes. Like his friend in real life, Mick Blue, he too has 12yo boy syndrome, where he just sticks it in and wiggles around as fast as he fckn can, only MUCH worse. Don't believe me? Look at the clip I posted on Twitter. Just WTF IS that?
https://x.com/WorldzBestPorn/status/2084981074606641338
Every single time he's in a scene with one of my favs, I don't even bother to watch it, because I KNOW it's gonna be terrible. Not to mention, there are sexual allegations from multiple women against this P.O.S. too, so I still don't even know why women continue to even work with him. He is the WORST of the WORST
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I 100% agree with Johnny Sins. He might be my #1 fav, now that I think about it. His stroke game is on point and he let's the women do their thing lol But if I EVER see Milan Ponjevic or Rocco Siffredi walking down the street, we're FIGHTING, because they could have easily been #6 and #7 on my worst list lol Sorry :P
I 100% agree with Johnny Sins. He might be my #1 fav, now that I think about it. His stroke game is on point and he let's the women do their thing lol But if I EVER see Milan Ponjevic or Rocco Siffredi walking down the street, we're FIGHTING, because they could have easily been #6 and #7 on my worst list lol Sorry :P
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I really like watching Johnny Sins, Mike Adriano,Milan Ponjevic, Rocco Siffredi,Nick Lang,Mick Blue
Milan Ponjevic is one of best performers I have ever seen he really likes licking asses and armpits
I really like watching Johnny Sins, Mike Adriano,Milan Ponjevic, Rocco Siffredi,Nick Lang,Mick Blue
Milan Ponjevic is one of best performers I have ever seen he really likes licking asses and armpits
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Ooooh, that's a damn good question lol It's kinda like I said earlier in my thread tho, when a male performer is doing his job, he kinda blends into the background and let's the girl shine, so it's hard to actually NOTICE the really good ones. I guess one is this dude who works for Anal Only just like Mike does. Whenever A.O. has a new scene out I'm PRAYING it's not Mike in it, and it's the other dude, but 75% of the time...it's Mike -_- lol I'd actually have to think about the other 4 tho, and maybe I'll do a follow up thread when I do :) Who are your favs?
Ooooh, that's a damn good question lol It's kinda like I said earlier in my thread tho, when a male performer is doing his job, he kinda blends into the background and let's the girl shine, so it's hard to actually NOTICE the really good ones. I guess one is this dude who works for Anal Only just like Mike does. Whenever A.O. has a new scene out I'm PRAYING it's not Mike in it, and it's the other dude, but 75% of the time...it's Mike -_- lol I'd actually have to think about the other 4 tho, and maybe I'll do a follow up thread when I do :) Who are your favs?
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