Hot Sex at Expo

I found this one to be hot:

I'm still looking for any video of the live fucking machines demo from the opening night of Arse Elektronika ("a conference about pr0nnovation") on October 5, 2007. Kink.com co-sponsored that year's conference and hosted it at their 200,000-square-foot Porn Palace which used to be the San Francisco National Guard Armory and Arsenal on Mission Street.

After introducing the audience to Fuckzilla (a Johnny 5 lookalike with a piston-operated dildo on its right arm and a chain-driven series of silicone tongues on its left) someone asked, perhaps jokingly, for a volunteer from the audience. When a petite young woman with a mohawk raised her hand and approached the stage, people had to have suspected she was a pornstar the organizers had cynically planted in the crowd, but "Binx," as she called herself, was by all accounts an actual attendee who spontaneously decided to volunteer.

Purportedly to avoid the onerous record keeping requirements of a live porn shoot, the stage was obstructed by a thin white sheet that revealed only silhouettes to the audience. Binx disrobed and climbed onto a sturdy, medium-height table next to Fuckzilla. She mentioned that the dildo on Fuckzilla's right arm looked uncomfortably large and the fucking machine technicians rushed to find something more to her liking.

For an amateur who would later claim she'd never used a vibrator before that fateful night, Binx took it all like a champ. Fuckzilla's twelve-tongued chainsaw attachment (the Lick-a-Chick) was "just okay," but the slightly smaller dildo on the human-operated Fucksall (a reciprocating saw used as a thrusting machine) rocked her world until she squirted several feet into the air.

Long after all videos of the performance were banned from YouTube and Blip.tv, the scene was recreated as a diorama: https://vimeo.com/67731882