Underwhelming porn stars. And underrated ones.
Some women are elating (above, for example). And others, you wonder why, a. They're porn stars, or b. You're not interested in them despite the fact that they check most of your boxes. Let's discuss.
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I'll start. And btw, these are unpopular opinions:
1. Eva Angelina- No reason, specifically. She was lusty and I couldn't be less interested.
2. Nicole Aniston- I never liked her. She was a lot more attractive a few years ago and even then I thought that she looked much more sexual than she behaved. Her opposite is Eliza Ibarra who is also beautiful and looks sexual, but is MUCH more sexually voracious than she even appears.
3. Rose Monroe- She's Cuban perfection and I saw a recent scene with her and J Mac which was pretty interesting, but generally I find her generic and underwhelming.
4. Kali Roses- Not the old school version of her when she was 95lbs, this new one who said something like, "You want me to go back to starving myself and doing coke," when someone on twitter mentioned that she'd gained a lot of weight. My argument about her is that there are many more thick women who aren't defensive about it. Your Valentina Jewels and Adriana Maya's. She's rich and chubby and should be happy.
5. Chanel Preston- My excuse at the time was that it was bc she was cross sighted, but in retrospect I think I was interested in TOO many women and I was looking for any reason to shorten the list. Even with time, though, I still feel the same way.
6. Bailey Brooke- She retired and normally I wonder where 'she' went (Peta Jensen, Sydney Cole, Veronica Rodriguez, Belladonna, Abella Anderson saw a documentary about women in porn, decided that she didn't want to end up like them, and retired on the spot, etc.). She's back and I plan on watching exactly as much of her porn as I did before.
7. Roxy Raye IDK what my position is on fisting. Honestly. With some women it's endlessly fascinating, with others I lose interest immediately when I see it. Roxy checks almost all of my boxes, but when I saw her casually fisting her pussy and ass I lost all interest.
On the other hand, there are porn stars who never got super popular and you wonder why:
1. Cipriana was naturally beautiful, sexually robust, and was plump in all the right places. But besides one MF scene outside of the fetish dick licking and cum ruining ones from clips4sale, she never got popular. I still don't get why.
2. Jenny Jett- Her teeth were unfortunate. Still, she was fetching. And I get why she's not more popular. Outside of that one scene with J Mac, she didn't really seem into it. But there's Nicole Aniston and this other thing called a dentist, so I don't see that her shortcomings couldn't be fixed. Also, she must have grown up in Texas bc she's the best rider I've ever seen.
3. Angell Summers- Was popular, but not nearly popular enough. I assume at some point people will notice just how anime her proportions were (her waist to hip ratio were Sophie Deeish) and she'll have a resurgence of popularity, just like Velicity Von has recently.
Tangentially, photoshop really messes with attraction to the original. I've seen several photoshops with distorted hips and every time, outside of Kagney Linn Karter who I knew had slim hips so I could temper my expectations, I like the original much less.
1. Eva Angelina- No reason, specifically. She was lusty and I couldn't be less interested.
2. Nicole Aniston- I never liked her. She was a lot more attractive a few years ago and even then I thought that she looked much more sexual than she behaved. Her opposite is Eliza Ibarra who is also beautiful and looks sexual, but is MUCH more sexually voracious than she even appears.
3. Rose Monroe- She's Cuban perfection and I saw a recent scene with her and J Mac which was pretty interesting, but generally I find her generic and underwhelming.
4. Kali Roses- Not the old school version of her when she was 95lbs, this new one who said something like, "You want me to go back to starving myself and doing coke," when someone on twitter mentioned that she'd gained a lot of weight. My argument about her is that there are many more thick women who aren't defensive about it. Your Valentina Jewels and Adriana Maya's. She's rich and chubby and should be happy.
5. Chanel Preston- My excuse at the time was that it was bc she was cross sighted, but in retrospect I think I was interested in TOO many women and I was looking for any reason to shorten the list. Even with time, though, I still feel the same way.
6. Bailey Brooke- She retired and normally I wonder where 'she' went (Peta Jensen, Sydney Cole, Veronica Rodriguez, Belladonna, Abella Anderson saw a documentary about women in porn, decided that she didn't want to end up like them, and retired on the spot, etc.). She's back and I plan on watching exactly as much of her porn as I did before.
7. Roxy Raye IDK what my position is on fisting. Honestly. With some women it's endlessly fascinating, with others I lose interest immediately when I see it. Roxy checks almost all of my boxes, but when I saw her casually fisting her pussy and ass I lost all interest.
On the other hand, there are porn stars who never got super popular and you wonder why:
1. Cipriana was naturally beautiful, sexually robust, and was plump in all the right places. But besides one MF scene outside of the fetish dick licking and cum ruining ones from clips4sale, she never got popular. I still don't get why.
2. Jenny Jett- Her teeth were unfortunate. Still, she was fetching. And I get why she's not more popular. Outside of that one scene with J Mac, she didn't really seem into it. But there's Nicole Aniston and this other thing called a dentist, so I don't see that her shortcomings couldn't be fixed. Also, she must have grown up in Texas bc she's the best rider I've ever seen.
3. Angell Summers- Was popular, but not nearly popular enough. I assume at some point people will notice just how anime her proportions were (her waist to hip ratio were Sophie Deeish) and she'll have a resurgence of popularity, just like Velicity Von has recently.
Tangentially, photoshop really messes with attraction to the original. I've seen several photoshops with distorted hips and every time, outside of Kagney Linn Karter who I knew had slim hips so I could temper my expectations, I like the original much less.
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